“Brilliant. Witty and perfectly executed.”
-- M (male)
“I enjoyed the images on your website, modest soft porn. Highly accurate portrayal of the views of women by the titans of the investment banking industry.”
-- B (male)
“I love your paintings, particularly Stock Selection. Do the guys you work with know it’s you or are they in the dark?”
-- S (female) Answer: In the dark.
“What services do you offer?”
-- V (male)
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m as much a misogynist as the next guy, but I appreciate the humor. Drop us a line if you are ever in town and I’ll let you buy me lunch.”
-- P (male)
“Why don’t you put a picture of yourself on your site?”
-- T (male) Answer: I’m in many.
“Shame about the bag over your head. Would have preferred to see the full package.”
“I too work in the industry (as you may have guessed) and I think we deserve to be made fun of.”
-- J (male)
“Is it true W (magazine) is doing a story about you?
-- S (female) Answer: It was killed.
“What happened to the story in Forbes?
-- S (female) Answer: He wanted sex.
“I understand your hesitations about having your story published in “Naughty American.”
-- N (female)
“If hedgies are so bad, why don’t you get a less high paying job?”
-- A (male)
“I like the Musician. Are you in that one?”
-- J (male) Answer: It’s not my face.
“I’ll pose for you if you want.”
-- M (male)
“Do you have a tattoo on your butt?
“What about a blog?”
-- T (female) Answer: It’s coming.
